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(Source: arthurdarvll)

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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

Text 28 Jul 116,017 notes

clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

(Source: clvbpenguin)

via pizza ✌.
Text 28 Jul 211,878 notes

whackfrost:

that one person that everybody likes

but you fucking hate

via pizza ✌.
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softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

(Source: sylvehun)

via pizza ✌.
Photo 28 Jul 777,430 notes frenums:
via .
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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

via pizza ✌.
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frowl:

me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail

via pizza ✌.
Text 28 Jul 300,768 notes

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

image

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

image

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

Photo 28 Jul 31,567 notes

(Source: lilcochina)


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